Daily Dose of [S]ass

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dateaboysuggestions:

date a boy who flirts with you like he’s still trying to win you over

(via fluffybunnybadass)

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starry-thread:

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

(via youhaveabrightsoul)

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(Source: twitter.com, via thisboythatgirl)

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pokemon-personalities:

please enjoy these mystery dungeon phone backgrounds!!!

(via pokemon-personalities)

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moonlightangel:

no offense but i have every right to not trust men

(via tyleroakley)

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my-ass-is-too-good-for-your-kiss:

Joe: *murders peach*
Beck: peach just died :((
Joe:

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macrolit:

“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have behaved better.”

— Anne Lamott

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wineywhine:

What is it with Penn Badgley and playing creeps from New York with a thing for blondes who have bitchy friends.

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whitefireprincess:
“Bora Bora, French Polynesia | (michutravel)
”

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dreamgrl1998:

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

(via butt-flower)

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(Source: best-sex-on-the-net, via saayraaw)

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realestsuggestions:

sleeping with someone is literally tHE BEST THING EVER like having someone pull you closer when they’re sleepy and giving you soft kisses because they’re tired but still wanna show affection is SO GREAT

(Source: everythingineed2be, via thisboythatgirl)

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